Har, har. From seventeen.com: Your horoscope forTuesday, August 22, 2006 A group of people will show their affection for you today, and you'll be surprised at the way that you react. You might see that the old saying about no one being "an island" is true; and you may even get quite emotional about how much you're liked. A small party celebrating the end of a summer job or internship could be the new beginning for lots of lasting friendships.

Yeah. Sure. That really happened.
Not.