Ha!

From seventeen.com: Your horoscope for Sunday, August 20, 2006 If you and your guy or a good friend have trouble making plans today, don't fret. The void moon can interfere with your ability to get in touch with what you want. You might think you're bored, or people are stubborn, but there is a way to break the monotony. Enjoy the day moment by moment, taking one step at a time to see where it might lead

Yeah, right. My faith that never existed has left the building. I really should delete those horoscopes from my favourites.